Dad Jokes and Pottery

Dad Jokes and Pottery


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Let's look at gorgeous pottery while reading completely unrelated Dad Jokes to celebrate Father's Day!


At the time of writing this post, these pots are all available, but of course, they might not be for long. If you see something you like, we recommend grabbing it up as soon as possible. Otherwise, follow the link for other related pieces. 

Rookwood Vase

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Weller Vase

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

We hope these very sophisticated jokes gave you a giggle!

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